| "Dude, where I come from, this guitar makes noise. Here, it blows stuff up! Can you imagine what a full-blown concert'll do?" -Eddie Riggs, Brutal Legend |
| Yes. That is me. The man behind the Q. The man who is almost more comfortable in a Ghostbusters jumpsuit than he is in normal clothing. The man who can ramble on like an absolute moron pointlessly for hours on end and never run out of breath. Yes, hopefully-faithful viewer, that is me. I'm a simple man with simple likes and dislikes. I enjoy writing a good sotry every now and again, and reading one as well. I like comic books in many ways, shapes, and forms (that means comic books or manga, you dope.) I like, nay LOVE video games, and some of my favorites are most likely not yours. You want to find out more, you can ask me personally. XD I'm single. Have been for my whole life. Never HAD a girlfriend, never had a first kiss, none of it. A metaphorical virgin in every sense of the word. But you know what? I'm okay with it. Because I know that eventually, EVENTUALLY a girl will look at me and hopefully smile (and blush), and decide that I am the kind of guy she would like to cuddle up against while watching Ghostbusters. YEah. For that girl I'll wait an eternity. Lord knows I've failed miserably when seeking out women, so I guess the objective is to let THEM approach ME. Hopefully that'll work out. XD I am crazy. If this hasn't become apparent to you know then I salute you, maladjusted eager-reader, for being blind as well as preposterously and precarious pathetic. While you're still recovering from that 'devastating' bit of alliteration, let me tell you that yes, I am crazy. Sane by any kind of standard, but I know how to out-yell anyone, imitate many kinds of people, be they actors or stereotypes, do tons of different voices, andannoy you until you'd like to scoop your brains out with a balloon animal (aren't you just LOVING all this colorful imagery? XD). Why am I this way? Because I choose to. Because I enjoy making people laugh. Because I enjoy eating a bag of Honey BBQ Fritos and not going to the gym ever. Because (despite the fact that I've never had the chance to try it yet) I enjoy acting haplessly romantic towards a girl. Because I enjoy quoting Marx Brothers/Money Python/Animal House/Ghostbusters/Ace Ventura/Austin Powers. Because I ENJOY BEING ME. It's something that way too many people try to stifle. They change who they are and how they present themselves because society doesn't like it. Well WHO GIVES A GOOD GODDAMN ABOUT WHAT ANYONE ELSE THINKS?!?!? You were made the way you are for a reason, and if changing who you are works out for you, great. More power to ya. But the difference is if it makes you happy or not. DO WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY (within reason, I REFUSE to be part of why you decided to give in to those homicidal urges. XD). Your local ignoranimus, signing off. XD |
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98% of DA's Anime Fanbase = Yaoi Fangirls. If you don't give two shits about the statistics and just want to see two guys fuck madly, paste to your signature.
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fother mucker!! hahah wth
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"Say what again! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I dare ya, I DOUBLE dare you muthaf%cka, say what one more goddamn time!"
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"COME OUT!"
"NO!"
"WHY?"
" BECAUSE IF I DO YOU'LL HIT ME WITH DIRT!"
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"I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL PISTOLWHIP THE NEXT GUY THAT SAYS SHENANIGANS!"
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Sweetness, kindness, gentle, love......though should be the most important thing in life. Well for me it is. ^///^
^///^ heh. "sweetie."
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"Say what again! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I dare ya, I DOUBLE dare you muthaf%cka, say what one more goddamn time!"
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"COME OUT!"
"NO!"
"WHY?"
" BECAUSE IF I DO YOU'LL HIT ME WITH DIRT!"
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"I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL PISTOLWHIP THE NEXT GUY THAT SAYS SHENANIGANS!"
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Sweetness, kindness, gentle, love......though should be the most important thing in life. Well for me it is. ^///^
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"Say what again! SAY WHAT AGAIN! I dare ya, I DOUBLE dare you muthaf%cka, say what one more goddamn time!"
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"COME OUT!"
"NO!"
"WHY?"
" BECAUSE IF I DO YOU'LL HIT ME WITH DIRT!"
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"I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL PISTOLWHIP THE NEXT GUY THAT SAYS SHENANIGANS!"
Send this heart to at least 15 people♥ ♥
including me.
and if you get at least 10 back you will get good news within 15 Min.!
Let"s see many hearts you get!!!!
All the best........please do ....
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will send it back to me, I'm waiting...
It's friendship week
If you get ten you're a really lovable person
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"Yay! You fill me with happiness my sweet Walrus."
"Yes, I do my best to fill things."-The Cloak
"Well you've got yourself a slap happy butt smacking deal good sir."-The Cloak
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